Get through the Republican debates tonight with a drinking game [Flavorwire]
We’re telling you about this journalism internship because it’s paid [Racked]
Hopefully the opposite is true for all the losers in high school, like me [NY Times]
Know exactly when toxic sewage could be on its way to your NYC doorstep [Crain’s]
Busta Rhymes blew his top and busted up a gym employee in Chelsea [DNA Info]
Not sure what De Blasio means about getting the mentally ill “off the streets” [NY Daily News]
Man robbed, then dropped off for a day of fun in Coney Island [Bensonhurst Bean]