Prospect Park’s Keebler elves [BK Paper]
Lethem: BK got blander on its way to world domination [SF Chronicle]
Canada: Now more than America’s hat [NYT]
Gowanus Canal to remain shitty. Literally. [Gothamist]
Kanye hiring app guys, tech guys for latest ridiculousness [NYO]
Drunkenness can lead to robbedness [L Mag]
For whiskey, cans are the new jars [The Hairpin]