The best Craigslist ad of the week

C’mon, ladies, how can you pass this up?

Room in exchange for a female friends with benefits (FWB) (Williamsburg)

I have an extra room just sitting here and willing to give it up to a female who will be a “friends with benefits” arrangement. she must be playful, willing to explore and a bit submissive. I understand the crazy rents or if you just want to save money on costly hotel bills then this would work great for you. so don’t be shy and email me.

Thanks to Henry Winnik for spotting it!