The F Train: What to do if a willy won’t stay up?
If a penis can't stay up, do you call it quits?
Tag: relationships
PDA PSA: Where not to make out in Brooklyn
Want to kiss in public? You probably shouldn't.
The F Train: Should she stay or should she go now?
Is there ever a right time to settle? TLDR: no.
The F Train: What do you do when he doesn’t get you off?
If he's not getting you off or even trying, The F Train's got some advice to help the situation.
The wildest places people have boned in Brooklyn
Think you've boned in some wild places? Bow down to the masters.
10 bars to take your BFF that just got dumped
Break-ups: they happen to us all, and it happens to our besties. So what are we (as good friends) supposed…
My fellow Brooklynites, the state of Brooklyn dating is not very good
My fellow Brooklynites, I come to you today in anticipation of the world's 616th Valentine's Day. It's not a holiday…
Dear L: Here’s what life was like when you left me in the lurch
L Train, Gosh, this is weird. I don't really know where to start here. I guess, I'll start with "hello."…
Please don’t hit on your fellow miserable commuters on the subway
What is the best way to interact with your fellow humans stuck on the subway with you? Climaxes of 1980s…
Lousy Millennials passing up sex, according to study. Is this true for you, Brooklyn?
Okay sure, so Eastern Europe is acting like Legos and NASA recently predicted the end of life as we know…