New study says NYC’s most expensive buildings are our most luxurious polluters too
Ah the horrors of global climate change. While some of our top minds are busy working on some way, any way…
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Hold your favorite diner close: they’re dying off in the city
There's nothing quite like the 24-hour diner to fix your drunken hankering for food or provide you a place for…
Oh god the bears are approaching New York City. All is lost
It's been a nice run for humanity here in New York City, wouldn't you say? We've terraformed the land, we've…
Brooklyn’s median rental price now just $300 short of Manhattan’s
The Christmas season is the time for giving, as we all know. Giving to your landlord that is, at least…
New Yorkers: Prepare to welcome your rich, deathless overlords
The medical field is one of those things that is basically alchemy to us, given all the experience we have…
Craigslist freebie of the day: Your own personal dystopian nightmare!
Surveillance is so hot right now. The NSA does it, the NYPD does it, hell even Snapchat is getting into…
Government shutdown perfect marketing opportunity for creepy sugar daddy website
The government shutdown is going about as expected. Which is to say, everyone in America is suffering in one way…
Can the argument that Citi Bikes are perfect for the apocalypse make them cool? Maybe!
Despite the fact that there have definitely been more people using Citi Bike out there, it's kind of tough for…
Life exists in darkest timeline: Coney Island gets enormous Subway Cafe
Chains overrunning Coney Island is becoming old news, what with all those cool, hip places like Grizzlebees Applebees and Official…
Downtown Brooklyn cursed with ‘Next Midtown’ label
Good news, people who moved to Brooklyn because they didn't want to bothered with the worst parts of Manhattan: despite…