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The Brokelyn Newsletter: Your ticket to gallons of free beer

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Reading everything on the internet is fine and dandy when you’re bored at the office, but sometimes bosses actually want you to work at work. Later at happy hour, your friends are discussing great Brooklyn happenings and you’re left nodding your head dumbly with no idea what they’re talking about. If you don’t want to be stuck at home every weekend holding your cat and weeping softly into a pillow, we suggest you subscribe to the Brokelyn newsletter. Every week we comb through our events listings and send you the most interesting ones happening that weekend. Plus, we give you the best of that week’s articles and a classic Brokelyn piece.

This just in: we snagged two general admissions tickets, usually $50 apiece, to the massive Brooklyn Pour beer fest on October 12. One lucky newsletter subscriber will get these, and it could be you! To enter all you have to do is subscribe and click on the link in this week’s e-mail. We’ll pick a winner on Monday, September 30th at noon. Click here to subscribe now, unless you like hanging out with your cat. …

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