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Storybook 80s throwback job: Floatation Tank Coordinator

Fortunately, you don’t have to get in this thing

Remember Altered States? (William Hurt eating mushrooms? In floatation tank? Devolving into primitive goat-man? Ring a bell?) If so, this job may for you: “Float Coordinator” for a “tranquility pod,” exactly where you’d expect this job to be–at an unspecified location in Midtown West. Pays $10-$12 hour, psychedelics not included.

Dear Penny :