Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which is our second favorite jargon-based holiday right after The Feast of Ninja Speak. In honor, donut-flavored food chain Krispy Kreme will give you a free donut if you talk like a pirate, or a whole dozen if you dress like a pirate [insert donuts lead to diabetes leads to pegleg joke here]. The one NYC location is in Penn Station, which means you’ll have to shiver your timbers into the briney deep of midtown, avoiding the tourist krakens to save some doubloons. That’s enough pirate talk for today. Except: booty.
[Via Gothamist]