Odds are that there are very few people reading Brokelyn who are fans of Pizza Hut, seeing as eating chain pizza in New York City is basically violence, or college sports, because we’ve tried to serve you guys sports content before and you nerds aren’t into it, we get it. But there are definitely lots of you who love money and travel, so we’re going to tell you about this gig anyway. Pizza Hut, home to one of Donald Trump’s first publicly shameful moments, is looking for a “Pizza Hut All-American,” a sports fan who is willing to go to as many NCAA Division I championships they can this school year while doing some social media for the Hut. With 90 games in all, that means everything from the Final Four and the Frozen Four to the College Baseball World Series and the beach volleyball championship. And you get $50,000 for it.
The job description says: “This lucky individual will travel the country bringing the pizza and the energy to pizza loving sports fans all over this great nation.” The ideal candidate “must be willing to travel as needed by air, land, sea and PH delivery vehicle.”
A detailed understanding of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat is important, and the job description says you should be ready to “roll at all times and able to professionally handle everything from a live media interview to a Facebook Live broadcast.”
Applications are due Nov. 6, the gig runs from Nov. 14 through June 30, 2017. Find all the details and how to apply here. Fair warning: Some unhinged lunatics don’t take kindly to people spotted on the street with chain pizza.
[h/t Cosmo]