Kid: What are they for?
Me: Nothing.
Tell me!!!
Lady business.
What kind of lady business??
Bathroom things.
What kind of bathroom things?
They help you go to the bathroom.
Why do you need help going to the bathroom?
Sometimes ladies do.
I know, you put it in your butt to make the poop harder.
Yes, that’s right. They make your poop harder.
No they don’t.
Okay… they don’t.
Then what is it?
It’s so nothing… leaks out.
Do you leak, mom?
Okay, that’s probably MORE than enough (let it rip, Effed), but all that’s to say, thank you, Kimberly Clark, for the most intrusive freebie since SpongeBob condoms. At least until the Elmo Massengil sampler arrives.
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Thank you, Faye, for starting my day with a chuckle!
hahhaah! That was great!
Funny package, but why treat your inquisitive six year old like an idiot?
Sorry, but I am so not telling him that blood comes out of a woman's vagina once a month.
Too funny! My daughter once made an art project of sticking lots (and lots) of (clean) pads on the wall in her room. I wish I took a picture before taking them down.