George W. Bush is not a hipster icon, stop it [Wonkette]
The AP dryly does their AP thing for Bloomberg’s legacy [ABC News]
Christine Quinn blames God for electoral defeat [Daily News]
One half of the Twerking Thieves, Brooklyn’s Bonnie and Clyde, has been arrested [Gothamist]
No one cares about the electric bike ban [DNA Info]
Parents claim school administrator practices Santeria, got a crystal ball [New York Post]
Black, Jewish leaders dispel idea of tensions between blacks and Jews [Yeshiva News]
Man gets run over by train, survives [New York Magazine]
Here is your drunken SantaCon brawl [Deadspin]