Here comes the soda ban [NY Post]
Film Crit Hulk on Girls [BadAssDigest]
The “Cannibal Cop” trial is starting today. Should be a blast [NYDN]
The real winner last night? The CIA [Gawker]
Anne Hathaway has this sex worker thing all wrong [TitsAndSass]
The South Street Seaport is still recovering [Yahoo]
People are eating Sriracha? BusinessWeek is on it! [BusinessWeek]
Gays are getting divorced. Straight people: “Welcome to the club” [NY Mag]
People keep getting hit by trains [Runnin’ Scared]
Dov Hikind attempts to set Jewish/black relations back twenty years [NYO]