Why your tap water has tasted a little off lately [Village Voice]
Mayor Tall keeps stepping on rakes [New York Times]
Also here’s some groundless but fun speculation about him [New York Post]
Staten Island has a plan to fight future hurricanes with a wall [WNYC]
Even using the bathroom at Amazon HQ is fraught [Motherboard]
The Fat Jew is a fat plagiarist [Daily Beast]
Depowered NYPD giving out more pot summonses than ever [amNewYork]
Flickr nixes the SBA’s homeless-shaming campaign [Daily News]