The Marty Markowitz Christmas card is pure, unfiltered Marty Markowitz

What you see above is the Christmas card Marty Markowtiz sent out to community board members this year, to remind them of all the great things he did while he was borough president. We would respectfully disagree with the celebration about the Nets, MTV and the too many bike lanes line, but this, and the outside of the card seen after the jump, are pure Marty. Also, there are thirteen lines, not twelve, but whatever.