The Brooklyn-Battery and Holland Tunnels close, inching Manhattan closer to an Escape from New York-style nightmare [NYO]
Louis CK canceled his shows tonight and tomorrow, because he doesn’t want you to die [AV Club]
Oh god don’t tape your windows, why are you doing that? [BK Heights Blog]
Jesus, Greenpoint is flooding already [The Greenpointers]
You know, people sticking around during a hurricane was the plot of Beasts of the Southern Wild, and it DID NOT end well for them [Brooklyn Paper]
Good news for people that have neighbors with children: schools are closed on Tuesday also [DNA Info]
Tell Karina how you’re riding out the storm and she’ll draw a picture of it [mighty bits]
Things that are not fun, no doy division: evacuating with children [Brick Undergound]
Oh, hey guys, Mitt Romney wants to cut federal disaster relief. Good dude. Good, empathetic, reasonable dude [Gawker]