Here’s Mayor de Blasio on the Colbert Report

As was foretold in the prophecy, Mayor Tall appeared on The Colbert Report last night to take his lumps from America’s Number One conservative pundit. As you would expect, Colbert carried the interview, while “Red” Bill earnestly talked up universal pre-K and the rest of his socialist vision for the city. Highlights include Colbert asking the mayor “Are you a socialist?” over and over again in an attempt to trip him up and admit that he is and Colbert complaining of the drop off in stop-and-frisk “Now when I grope young black men, I look like a weirdo.”