Straight dudes should come out of the closet #slatepitches [Slate]
Mayoral election bloodletting begins in earnest [DNA Info]
Things to do Sunday that are not the Super Bowl [Bushwick Daily]
Christie v Cuomo 2016 gets off to an early start [NY Mag]
If you see something, who do you say something to? [Runnin’ Scared]
The problem with penis implants, other than that the exist [The Atlantic]
Whoops, you got some horse meat in your Whopper [Gawker]
Mike Bloomberg doesn’t think anyone has a nice ass, OK? [Capital NY]