Without Twinkies, what will we eat after the apocalypse?! [Gawker]
De Niro & Jay-Z face off for King of New York [New York Post]
Nets owner cast as new Bruce Wayne in bizarre comic [Brooklyn Paper]
Reclaimed Rockaway Boardwalk coffee tables coming soon! [NY Times]
Ron Swanson offers support for your pathetic lip turd [Gawker]
Pee controlled videogames… (I give up on society) [NY Observer]
Speed dating for Smiths fans round 2: Morrissey playing at BAM [Brooklyn Vegan]
Inside last night’s Rolling Jubilee People’s Bailout Telethon [NY Magazine]