Newspaper gives Mayor Tall an alarm clock [New York Post]
Melissa Mark-Viverito has smoked weed, supports legalization [WNYC]
Rihanna uses a flip phone, just like a Brokelyn writer! [The Cut]
Man sacrifices principles for lobster roll [Wall Street Journal]
Landlords quietly spent big to help get the State Senate in Republican hands [Crain’s]
Condé Nast settles intern lawsuit [Capital]
Surviving a Pizza Hut flavor assault [Gawker]
Finally, the most pretentious produce you could serve your guests [Something Awful]