See disaster eggs for Valentine’s Day [Daily News]
Park made of sludge [Brooklyn Paper]
Loose seals! [NY Post]
Pizza Hut’s $10,000 proposal package [Gothamist]
5 Blue Ivy merchandise you probably won’t be able to afford [L Mag]
Shit Park Slope Parents say [FiPS]
No Smorgasbooze yet [Brooklyn Paper]
Bikes beat sex [BoingBoing]