1. Kick off autumn with free skee ball and a funniest flannel contest at Full Circle Bar. (Monday)
2. Macri Park Bar brings in a model for you to sketch at Drink and Draw. (Tuesday)
3. Manifesto is taking over the People’s Republic of Brooklyn with laughter for the people. (Tuesday)
4. See three Jack Nicholson films and eat free pizza at The Bar Below Rye. (Tuesday)
5. Your vast knowledge of pumpkin spice brews will finally come in handy at Beer Geek Trivia. (Wednesday)
6. Discuss whether democracy is possible with partisan politics at the release of On the Abolition of All Political Parties. (Wednesday)
7. Learn about making the city more energy efficient over free wine and hors d’oeuvres at Energy Champions Launch Party. (Wednesday)
8. Try not to laugh so hard you choke on your free empanada at Devour Hour. (Wednesday)
9. You can join the storytellers and comedians at Split Personality to share your 5-minute harrowing tale. (Thursday)
10. This month’s VideoTALE features some spooky storytelling. (Thursday)
11. We’re pretty sure heaven consists largely of free samples, so try test out some local food at Slope Wellness. (Thursday)
12. Hear some tales from the psych ward at the book launch of You’re Fine at The Silent Barn. (Thursday)
13. See what majestic three-eyed fish one photographer managed to find on his search for nature in the Gowanus Wild. (Friday)
14. Head down to the Pine Box Rock Shop for Late Night Basement with Chris Rose and hear the premier of a new song by Mates of State and see an interview with Brokelyn High Homecoming guest Danny Tamberelli. (Friday)