From the Recovery Act jobs web site, which currently lists 127 stimulus-funded positions within NYC: Apply to become an “evidence technician” for the Drug Enforcement Agency, for up to $55,689 a year. The gig, which entails “administrative and technical duties associated with receiving, logging, storing, securing, and disposing of seized drug and non-drug evidence,” is accepting applications through Thursday. Interviewees are advised not to brag of of extensive prior knowledge of controlled substances.