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Category: Pointless amusement

Choose your own Brooklyn: A King’s County mini job interview adventure

With this recent mess of blizzards, dashed lottery hopes, beloved celebrity deaths and the looming tax season ahead, it sure is shaping…

Who will be our post-Zizmor subway mascot?

After nearly 40 years in the business of making people look different than they normally look, Dr. Zizmor, the most culturally-referenced…

Lena Dunham vs. Swedish Chef: whose bastardization of Sia’s ‘Chandelier’ do you choose?

It's Thursday, brokesters, which means we're asking the big questions over here at Brokelyn HQ, so that we can spend our…

Pizza rat vs. milkshake squirrel: which is the true metaphor for NYC?

Earlier this week, a rat carrying a slice of pizza down the New York City subway stairs took the internet…

Speak up, lousy millennials: how deep is your debt?

Student loan debt is a very real, very sad part of going to college in the United States. But hey,…

It’s cheaper to commute from Cleveland than buy a BK condo

I recently received a Google news alert, i.e. an ad, for a condo in Clinton Hill. I’m not in the…

Beat the heat before it beats you: Cheap ways to stay cool in the summer

Oh, for the love of all that is a visual of Michelle Williams clutching Jonathan Safran Foer's tight little body,…

21 names sure to attract millennials to your apartment complex

Staten Island is the new Brooklyn (again)! Let's leave the tired premise of searching for the next Brooklyn aside for…

16 tweets showing how much people hate Amazon Prime Day

Today is Amazon's 20th birthday, to celebrate it, they're having a Black Friday in July type event called "Prime Day" and like…

How will you have the best summer EVER? Share your Summer Resolutions with us!

Forget New Year's Resolutions, which are all about self-improvement or some such bullshit. Challenge yourself to make a Summer Resolution…