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Category: Pointless amusement

The MTA is a 3 star organization, according to Yelp

Every single subway line as well as the MTA has a Yelp page, and locals and tourists alike have been…

5 silver linings as our public transit infrastructure actively collapses around us

There's a bright side to everything, including the rapidly crumbling New York City subway system.

‘True Kosciuszko Bridge’ supporters to defend it from demolition with ‘wolves & swords’

A resistant movement created on a whim plans to save the old bridge and send the 'imposter false bridge' into…

Bright Lights, Big Schumer: Jeff Sessions and Chuck Schumer’s hypothetical 4am subway ride

Last week, Senate Minority Leader and Brooklynite Chuck Schumer called out U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions for his claim that…

Poll: What subway amenity would make the MetroCard actually worth its new hiked fare?

This Sunday, the fare for weekly and monthly MetroCards will go up respectively to $32 (from $31) and $121 (from…

Brokelyn Blizzard Survival Guide 2k17

If you've made small talk with a single New Yorker today, you know we're looking at a monumental blizzard tomorrow. The…

Lady Liberty went dark Tuesday, here’s how six more iconic buildings might protest Trump

In a poignant (albeit random and totally unplanned) display, the Statue of Liberty went dark for a few hours Tuesday night…

Video: Bushwick bar made the perfect horrifying Valentine’s Day ad for our new dystopian reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf4fx3O3FAc Perhaps you're finding it hard to feel much in the mood for lurve today, seeing as the state of national…

This Greenpoint laundromat charges double to wash your filthy Trump clothes

It's been three months since the election and we'll still probably never get used to seeing the occasional Make America…

As workers went on strike, the rest of America wonders: ‘What the hell is a bodega?’

As you know, thousands of Yemeni bodega workers across the city yesterday fed their cats, turned off their coffee pots,…