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Category: First Person

What’s the weirdest thing your roommate ever brought home? Mine brought home pigeons

What's the weirdest thing your roommate ever brought home? Because I came home the other day and there were pigeons…

Hi Jamie, I have your jacket and you probably have mine

Hi Jamie - I don't know your name or much about you but I assume you're a girl because the…

It’s not so dumb: Why I’m better off with my flip-phone

Last summer, when it seemed everyone was lining up around the block for a new iPhone5, I spotted the shortest…

While Brooklyn booms, I’m going down with the Manhattan ship

“What are you doing here?” a confused Evan asks me at Doris, the new Clinton Hill hot spot. He is…

Free Eats: Can you do a full day on free samples?

New York devours money, we know this. All bills aside, it's the eating (and drinking) out that really kills your…

R.I.P. E.L. Konigsburg: you taught me everything I needed to know about money

On Saturday, celebrated children's author E.L. Konigsburg died at age 83, at a hospital in Falls Church, VA, following a…

Random House staffer: Thanks for the $5k bonus, 50 Shades!

If you wanted to feel even worse about that tortured-genius manuscript you have floating around that no book publisher will…

Barclays reviewed: uncomfortable for the tall and broke

I recently took my first trip to the Barclays Center to see my new neighborhood team, the Brooklyn Nets, play…

Way to step up your game, Twitter

After the Presidential Debates, we issued a plea for people to step up their joke game on Twitter. You listened. Last night,…

Get funny or get gone from Twitter

Last night marked the third and final Presidential Debate. Thank god, because I don't think my newsfeed or my eyes…