Monday lunchtime linkage
Some jerks robbed the Cyclones' clubhouse during the last blizzard [New York Post] Larry David returns to Sheepshead Bay, confuses…
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Sugar high: Eat cotton candy boobs, for art, this Friday in Williamsburg
Puberty was probably the worst time in your life for you, a confusing rush of hormones and patchy beards and…
Get awkward with Issa Rae, and 17 more free misadventures to have this week
1. Your fate doesn't have to feel so bleak thanks to the comics at We're Going to Hell Comedy Show…
How to get a job writing nonsense for ClickHole
If you've been on the internet the last year or so, you've seen articles from ClickHole, The Onion's internet-parodying sister…
Sunday Reads
On Placement: "The bar is where it’s at." [Yahoo] On Tape: "It has changed our world." [Telegraph] On Feedback: "Welcome…
The Week in Broketown, 2/9 – 2/13
Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Pinterest -We met Michael and Alice Halkias, who want to be King…
You’re broke and it’s freezing: Why you should cook at home this Valentine’s Day
Very soon, that most beloved/behated holiday of the year is going to fall upon us: Valentine's Day. Of course, this…
Mystery of the Green-Wood Cemetery Clown revealed as just some idiot doing art
You might remember that last year brought us joy in the form of captivating Brooklyn-based mysteries. They made us ask…
7 things I’ve learned about dating Brooklyn dudes
What does it take to be a dating expert? Is there even such a thing? I may have earned the…
New York chills out on the murders for almost two whole weeks
For the last 11 days, New York has been breaking a modern record by not once brutally murdering another human…