Apartment Hunt: ‘Stop telling me to bring my cat (or dog or fish)’ Edition
I've got a bone to pick with the housing market. Everywhere you look this month, there are calls to "bring…
Author: Sam Corbin
‘Brooklyn Dealbreakers’: 14 reasons to dump a man in Brooklyn
When it comes to dating in Brooklyn, sure, we've heard groans from both sides of the equation. Women are disappointed,…
Apartment Hunt: ‘You Can Have Expectations Again’ edition
It was a hard spring for real estate, what with the whole poor doors thing and generally shitty prospects for…
Apartment Hunt: ‘Deep and Cheap’ Edition
Hey guys, did you forget? Your year-long lease is up at the end of this month, because you're still on…
Why isn’t Lena Dunham picking an unknown local opening act for her NYC book tour appearances?
You'd think that after the bitey incident with her dog and her perplexing recent appearance on Seth Meyers, Lena Dunham might be…
Apartment Hunt: ‘Communal Living’ edition
This week, the city voted for a 1% rent increase on all stabilized apartments. Aren't you glad you don't live…
Rajeev Gupta, 2014 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant winner, made out in Bill de Blasio’s front yard
In case you missed last week's eeny-weenie contest at King's County, rest assured that Brokelyn was there to capture the…
You, too, can make a critically acclaimed web series that gets picked up by Comedy Central
If, like me, you graduated with a degree in the arts, you probably know at least one person who’s made…
Apartment Hunt: ‘Comparable Units’ edition
Barring any puns about all the 'comparable units' coming up this weekend, many of the apartments in this week's roundup…
Apartment Hunt: ‘Since We’re Not All Artists’ edition
Bummed you can't get in on cheap artist housing? Guess you shouldn't have gotten that sensible graduate degree. Don't worry, you…