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Author: Paige Goodloe

‘What’s avocado toast?’ A timeline of my father’s recent visit

Recently, my dad came to visit me in Brooklyn for a few days, and it started and ended with a…

And on the first day, God said, let there be Summer Fridays: here are the 10 commandments of summer

Memorial Day has come and gone, which means the God of all seasons is upon us: summer. Over the next…

Here’s why the ‘friend zone’ is bullshit, plus 5 zones of not-dating that are more accurate

Fuck the friend zone. Before you throw your phone across the room in a feminist rage, let me elaborate. I’m…

‘One for the road:’ The etiquette of stealing a road beer as you leave a party

Well, you’re at a house party. You’re squished somewhere between a gas stove you keep igniting with your hip and…