Author: Kenji Magrann-Wells

Now Hiring in BK: Universal Music, Writopia Lab, more!

Hello Brooklynites, and sorry. I'm sorry that we live in such dangerous times, with rabid real-estate brokers pawing at our…

Welcome, millionaires of Brooklyn, and please join us in this week's MansionMania™! What's that? You aren't a millionaire? You're actually…

Ah, springtime in the city. It's a magical time of year, reminding us of the winter hell-scape come to past,…

The end is nigh! Wait, why are you throwing that trashcan through a window? Oh, I should have specified: The…

Brooklyn is a big place, and getting bigger every day, since random boroughs are rapidly becoming annexed by deranged real…

Hello, residents of Brokelandia, and welcome to another edition of Now Hiring! I've recently heard word that a strange new…

Hello Brooklyn, and welcome to your new future! It has been a raging freeze-hell outside, and possibly you've been walking…

We're in the midst of awful, awful cold, but there's good news on the horizon. No, not that's warming up,…

This is a game-changer, people: we love Thai food and we love efficiency, and now those two glorious things are…

Williamsburg: stop being gross. Yes, there are many things we could be referring to when we say that, but in…