Finally, a calendar you can bring home to ma! The Nice Jewish Guys 2012 Calendar is for the yenta who dreams of a man who knows from good tzimmes, consults Consumer Reports for major home electronics purchases and doesn’t call matzos “crackers.” You get to look at and read about a different nice Jewish guy every month and picture your Christmas Day date at the local Chinese eatery. For the shikshas out there, you’ll never embarrass yourself again by inviting your Jewish crush to a rager on Yom Kippur or forgetting Sukkot! Bonus: some delightfully stereotypical Jewish girls to start off 2013.
$16, Fred Flare.