1. Go jump in the pool, McCarren or any others. The chlorine’s fine.
2. New Orleans comes to Brooklyn, minus the awesome public drinking and the pirates, drunks, and whores. (Friday)
3. It’s the last weekend for you to find out with a photo dog run is. Can you go and find out for me? (Friday, Saturday, Sunday)
4. Go tailgate with some Cyclones fans and find out if first-round pick and OBP machine Brandon Nimmo is worth a damn. (Saturday)
5. Dance dance dance in East Williamsburg. And to help you do that, free Bushmills! (Saturday)
6. It’s hot. Why don’t you take it easy and let people read to you? (Saturday)
7. Ever owned a teddy bear? This exhibition just might reduce you to tears. The picture alone makes me well up. (Saturday)
8. Take a hike. What? It’s a real suggestion, you might even learn something. (Sunday)
9. Enjoy a festive picnic and dance on the graves of slave owners. (Sunday)
10. I wouldn’t ordinarily recommend meth, but if you really want to catch up on the full Breaking Bad experience… (Sunday)
11. It is a sad and beautiful world. So why not dance about it, New Orleans style? (Sunday)
12. Go on a two-wheel tour of Jewish Brooklyn
13. Free beer makes just about everything more interesting, so even if you think soccer is just an encroaching socialist plot, you’ll enjoy yourself at Verde on Smith. (Sunday)