From the folks who brought you the Country Club Spring Gala, the NOTflix DVD swap and the Brokelyn Freeshirts comes the latest party to celebrate your rootin’, tootin’ endurance in this tough economic times: The Brokedown Throwdown! On Oct. 23, spend a fall Sunday afternoon with us at Public Assembly because, not only is there an hour-long Sixpoint open bar, a dance contest, DJs, jug-thumpin’ county fair music, yummy food vendors and budget costume contest, but you can also unleash your sharpest slams in the “Yo Momma’s So Broke” contest, with first place winning this sweet prize pack of a dozen As Seen on TV items from Telebrands (you know you want a 12-in-1 kitchen tool and pasta boat)! PLUS: The world debut of the one and only, for-real MUSTACHE RIDE! So mark your calendars and prepare for a day of the most raucous time this side of the trailer park. After all, we heard yo momma’s so broke, she can’t even pay attention. But Yo momma’s so broke, she ….?
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