From the folks who brought you the Country Club Spring Gala, the NOTflix DVD swap and the Brokelyn Freeshirts comes the latest party to celebrate your rootin’, tootin’ endurance in this tough economic times: The Brokedown Throwdown! On Oct. 23, spend a fall Sunday afternoon with us at Public Assembly because, not only is there an hour-long Sixpoint open bar, a dance contest, DJs, jug-thumpin’ county fair music, yummy food vendors and budget costume contest, but you can also unleash your sharpest slams in the “Yo Momma’s So Broke” contest, with first place winning this sweet prize pack of a dozen As Seen on TV items from Telebrands (you know you want a 12-in-1 kitchen tool and pasta boat)! PLUS: The world debut of the one and only, for-real MUSTACHE RIDE! So mark your calendars and prepare for a day of the most raucous time this side of the trailer park. After all, we heard yo momma’s so broke, she can’t even pay attention. But Yo momma’s so broke, she ….?
One of the more commonly held themes (maybe even beliefs) about New York is that it is a pit of loneliness, where you can never feel more isolated while surrounded by millions of people. 30 Rock encapsulated New York’s uncanny ability to grind you down perfectly here. This can feel like a shitty city, especially during […]
Hot take: Halloween isn’t for everybody. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great holiday. It just favors creatives and DIY experts to a fault. Many people are Hallo-wise enough to start planning their costume for the following year on Nov. 1. — and if you’re one of those people, more power to you! — but that leaves the rest […]
Loitering has been a problem for coffee shop owners for so long that we’ve gone through several cycles of addressing it in New York City. First came limiting laptop hours and eliminating outlets, then things like timed wifi. Britcom hit Fleabag skewered the annoying laptop camper in its inaugural season this summer, which means it’s far from just an American […]