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You're paying 50 cents a beer folks, 50 goddamn cents a beer.


Since this purchase will earn you what amounts to 30 beers for 50 cents each, you can't even call this treating yourself. This is a goddamn INVESTMENT.


30 beers at 30 bars for $30 is now 30 beers at 30 bars for $15, meaning 50 cents a beer, meaning RIDICULOUSLY SICK DEAL.


Whether you're new to the borough or have been here longer than your neighborhood, if you're good vibes we'd love to see you apply.


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