At ease, campers: time for your uniform check. Our big party is tomorrow and it’s imperative you use our checklist to help make the most out of summer camp. Why? Because your outfit might afford you some free drinks and prizes (good ones too)from the summer camp style council. We want to see your pasty legs. We want to see your badges of honor. We want to see you there, happy, drinking, and winning shit from our raffle. And most of all, we want to see your jorts.
If you’re still stuck for an outfit, our friends at Dusty Rose Vintage will be at the party selling counselor-approved shirts, shorts and accessories.
Thin, soft cottony tees
VESTS: girl/boy scout vests, denim vests, all the vests
Dirty old duds you don’t mind spilling bug juice or smores goo on
Cutoff short shorts (like see-your-junk short)
Bathing suit bottoms
Skorts (girl scout style)
Big ol’ tube socks
Barefoot (not recommended)
Braids and flowers in your hair
First aid kits
Zinc (color blocked, on your face)
Patterns, Materials and Everything Else
Army prints and garb
Really dirty old everything
Fishing/ bug catching nets
Camp Anawana gear
Anyone who dresses like Cure Girl
The Brokelyn Summer Camp party is Thursday, June 28 at Crown Victoria in Williamsburg – 7pm, $3 cover.