The Week in Broketown, 3/3 – 3/7

de blasio inauguration

Q: Why is this man smiling? A: He finally got a win this week

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-Mayor Tall stared down some developers…and won

-There were jobs aplenty for you

Word from Fort Tilden is that it would open

A sex jet to San Francisco asked for crowd funding

-AirPnP claimed to be able to get you into a stranger’s bathroom…

-…but it was a two-ply pack of lies

We tried to make our own subway

-Someone stole an enormous painting of Snoop Lion from an art gallery

Punchy office mates were sought

Free pancakes were enjoyed by all

-Dogs. Dogs wearing monocles. Dogs wearing monocles in Park Slope