The Week in Broketown, 2/16 – 2/20

cool baby

This baby could change your life.

-We met The Cool Baby, the secret flask shaped like a baby

-ClickHole’s Matt Powers told us how to get a job writing internet nonsense

Manhattanites were thirsty for Brooklynites, as we’ve always suspected

-This map showed affording a one-bedroom apartment is an impossible dream

-There’s always this (fake) listing for an $800/month room in a Williamsburg luxury building

-Or these real, cheap apartments we found for you

A funky herald of summer: Chaka Khan is playing the first Celebrate Brooklyn show

-Beer Week, the best of all weeks, is here and we know how to celebrate

-On Broad City, Abbi and Ilana went off the grid and one of them falls in a ditch because of it

-The MTA had new, much more judgement PSAs about more issues than subway courtesy

-It might be cold out, but that doesn’t mean you can’t go on cool dates

-Sugar High: Rough Trade is being physically transformed into Empire Records this spring

-We love renewing ourselves at Reclamation and we love following the Left Hand Path and we love the bottles at Covenhoven