Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Action Bronson took no guff from a security guard [ANIMAL]
Times reporters hate Thomas Friedman as much as you do [Observer]
Too poor for pop culture [Salon]
Lena Dunham has opinions about Woody Allen [Brooklyn Heights Blog]
Man poses as spy to bilk widow, get the movie rights while you can [Sheepshead Bites]
Kensington is the new hotness [New York Times]
Riots and counterfeit hundos in Ditmas Park [Ditmas Park Corner]
Not a good day to commute [Gawker]
Maybe women aren’t having no-string-attached sex with you because you’re bad at it [The Cut]