Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Second most expensive “city” [ABC]
Reggie Watts: Brooklyn Height is the “most uninspiring place to live” [CollegeTimes]
City targets crazy delivery biking bastards [Daily News]
Coney Island was so much better 100 years ago [Bowery Boys]
Get ready for Bushwick open studios [Bushwick Daily]
The iPhone carrier smackdown [CNN Money]
Great, more people this summer [WNYC]
Ikea: Evil Swedish wood thieves? [L Magazine]