Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Just go away, Anthony Weiner [NYT Magazine]
Lousy teenager already has three-book deal [Atlantic Wire]
What projects won Stephen Levin’s million dollars? [Park Slope Stoop]
The Islanders are coming to Barclays in September [Point Blank]
“Accidental Racist” purposefully defended [ABC News]
People really concerned with middle school girls’ butts [NY Mag]
Satire: a thing or not a thing [Et Tu, Mr. Destructo?]
Maybe don’t go to Coachella? [Bullett]
City pays up for wrecking OWS library [Runnin’ Scared]
On ice cream and gentrification [Bushwick Daily]