Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Poor Jon Hamm: no one will shut up about his giant penis [RS]
Handsome Joe Biden ate dessert in Manhattan [NYP]
New York’s new minimum wage will be subsidized. Ugh [UticaOD]
Moon over Myhattan, or, here comes a Denny’s [Daily News]
Here are some people who were on Guts. D-d-d do you know them? [ANIMAL]
NYC’s post-Sandy redevelopment plans ignoring climate change [Capital]
The J train is better than the L train [Bushwick Daily]
Seriously, stay off the goddamn subway tracks [NY Mag]
NYC rap lyric street signs [Laughing Squid]