Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Robert Sietsema keeps trolling Texas over BBQ [Village Voice]
Anything that delays baseball is bad news in our book [DNA Info]
Remember kids: taunting is a fifteen yard penalty [NYO]
America is in dire straights according to…North Korea [Wired]
Your job doesn’t suck as much as being a hacker for the Chinese military [LAT]
Mississippi plans mass die-off. Take that, Bloomberg! [Quartz]
DUMBO’s got heart [New York Post]
Don’t buy the Clocktower penthouse [The Hairpin]
Twinkies are back. Good thing you paid $80 for that box last year [Consumerist]
Porn of the world. Don’t worry, it’s safe to click on [Gawker]