Wednesday lunchtime linkage

One or two solar panels stolen from Brooklyn Bridge Park [NYP]
How will Ellis Island ever process so many people? [Crain's]
They’re practically begging you to have sex in the cab [The Atlantic]
Don’t update your Kindle software on iOS just yet [TNW]
Museum creators want to bring more tourists to Williamsburg [BK Paper]
Gender pay gap unevenly distributed [WaPo]
First they came for a single parking space… [NYT]
They they came for our roads… [Brooklyn Ink]
And then they came for meat [DNAInfo]