Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Brooklyn gets a new landmark: a store [NYT]
…and throws off the yoke of (George) Washington oppression [BK Paper]
Canarsie’s own El-P drops in on David Letterman [Pitchfork]
NYers get down with medical pot, tell UFC to go frack itself. Fracking too [NYP]
The lesson, as if it needs to be said, is stay off the goddamn tracks [Gothamist]
Jay-Z in “Mr. Mom 2: Mom Harder” [NYDN]
Craigslist ads for open rooms in divorced dad apartments will be AWESOME [The Awl]