Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Paris is the new Brooklaaaarrghelnafagn [WSJ]
De Blasio hate tree? De Blasio kill tree [DNAInfo]
New York Times: Midwood exists and people live there [NYT]
Texas: Muslim kid + interest in electronics = TERRORIST [NYDN]
Hey, maybe don’t lie about surviving 9/11 [NYP]
Suddenly Christie’s NOT too good for Federal tunnel money [StreetsBlog]
Some landlords are actually being called out for overcharging [Greenpointers]
Don’t worry, everyone. There’s no risk of enough housing in Brooklyn [RealDeal]