Wednesday lunchtime linkage

50 Shades of Amy Sohn [Flavorwire]
Explosions in the Red Hook sky today [Patch]
Please actually do something with this cool Coney building [NY1]
Brooklyn College students doing it wrong [Daily News]
Français pour des bébés []
The real Brooklyn of Dog Day Afternoon [NYT]
This won’t increase public urination at all [NYT]
A Patrick Stewart/Park Slope Tumblr? It was made so [FiPS]
You guys, give Paulie Gee his notes back now [Greenpointers]