Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Teens running roughshod over Chinese-owned businesses on Bay Parkway [Bensonhurst Bean]
Forget it, Mike. It’s Urinetown
[DNA Info]
Keep all your city megaprojects in one place with this handy guide [Curbed]
Also keep all the problems facing NYCHA here in one handy article [Observer]
Maybe don’t let the press be exempt from parking meter rules [Streetsblog]
There’s a deal on the table for the quality of life decriminalization bill [CBS]
Just a guy on a horse wearing a Bluetooth riding through Williamsburg [Free Williamsburg]
Someone may have stolen rare, valuable old books from the New York Public Library [Daily News]