Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Meet the LES Dwellers, the party patrol of the Lower East Side [New York Post]
You might win a wage theft case, but you still might not get the money [WNYC]
Scenes from the Mr. Lower East Side pageant in Gowanus [Runnin’ Scared]
Remembering when Rudy fought the porn shops [Untapped Cities]
The rent is going up faster than inflation around here [New York Times]
You can get your Cadbury fix through the mail since you can’t at stores [DNA Info]
Inside Clinton Hill’s Sour Patch Kids house [Vulture]