Wednesday lunchtime linkage

The more realistic Starbucks-with-booze nightmare [The Awl]
Citi Bike overage fees are making us look bad to tourists [bikeshareNYC]
The city’s speed limit is 25 m.p.h. on residential streets now [New York Times]
Yeah you’re not getting FIOS anytime soon, sorry! [Crain’s]
New York City is tops for property investment. Great [CNBC]
Domino’s neighbors don’t want weekend construction [Bedford + Bowery]
Your drinking probably isn’t normal or average. Not if you read our website anyway [Slate]