Wednesday lunchtime linkage

Landlords want “quirky” [Crain’s]
So Michael Cera lives here now [NBC4]
The 1977 US Open was pretty effed up [Untapped Cities]
Maybe let’s kill the password security question [New York Magazine]
Could you walk the entirety of New York City in your lifetime? [XCKD]
When will we die of heat stroke on the subway platforms? Soon! [Capital]
Gowanus hotel will look old-timey, will probably not have old-timey prices [Brownstoner]
An LGBT group will finally be allowed to march in the St. Paddy’s Day parade [Daily News]