Wednesday linkage

New study: NYC’s not very smart [Gothamist]
Slopers on the Gowanus Whole Foods [NY Observer]
Tiny terrariums going from market to museum [BK Eagle]
Count ’em: 50 sample sales in the next two weeks [Racked NY]
Edible holiday gifts that give back [NY Times]
Storefront to show your texted neighborhood needs [Ditmas Park Blog]
Who are your favorite bodega cats? [Kensington Prospect]
Vote for your favorite nabe in the Curbed Cup [Curbed NY]
Tonight: BK Hookup’s naughty holiday office party [FiPS]